ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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Oh Jesus.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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