I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Help. Why am I so naked?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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