Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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