He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I smell stomach acid.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Boobs speak an international language.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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