Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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