no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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