So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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