hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
they're like a gay fantastic four
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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