Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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