I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
