..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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