Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Still dying that you shit outside
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize
