Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You made out with two different species that night
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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