I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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