I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
not ubering you a puppy
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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