Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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