like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
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Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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