i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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