oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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