I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
