Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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