let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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