If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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