Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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