i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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