I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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