if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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