I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
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