I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
