Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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