puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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