At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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