i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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