Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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