I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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