Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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