a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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