When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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