At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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