the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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