no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
the liver wants what the liver wants
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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