so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
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