so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize
