when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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