so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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