Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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vagina is talking i cant
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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