is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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