Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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