is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
A+ Viking dick
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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