Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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