So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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