We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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