no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
how drunk are you?
Several
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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