the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Bring me that man meat
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he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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