I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
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the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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