I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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