O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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